Exercise gurus and fitness fanatics will “prove” to you that you, whatever your age or lifestyle may be, can look like the person in their ads in only one, two, three, six, – ah, to hell with it – weeks if only you will purchase their equipment. They’ll show you pictures of men and women [...]
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Happy as a clam
Posted in Exercise, Human behavior, Opinions, Quotations on May 15, 2012 | Leave a Comment »
Death’s embarrassing moments
Posted in Death, Exercise, Life, Opinions, Personal on April 27, 2012 | Leave a Comment »
Okay, okay, wait just a cotton-pickin’ minute; I remember taking my last breath; well, I guess it was my last breath ‘cause I sure as hell ain’t breathing now. What is this thing they’ve stuffed me into? It’s all silky and satiny but it sure is a tight fit. Wait a minute, let’s go back [...]
Muscling up
Posted in Addiction, Athletics, Changing yourself, Exercise, Goal setting, Opinions, Stupidity on January 1, 2012 | Leave a Comment »
Had a comment on the blog the other day. It came from a 15-year old. “Can you tell me how to get ripped and have bigger biceps?” I wasn’t certain whether to laugh, cry, or just throw it in the SPAM folder. In addition, the article which prompted him to ask the question had nothing [...]
On man boobs
Posted in Addiction, Exercise, Opinions, Personal on December 27, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
Gwyneth Paltrow is a fine actress. She’s also a very funny lady. It seems that when she was starring in “Shakespeare in Love,” she had to do a nude scene…her first in film. Fearing that some members of her family might be shocked, she went to her uncle and tried to explain what she was [...]
