“Do you know that you begin every story with, ‘Years ago,’ and go on from there?” he asked. The questioner was Mike Hennessey, Deputy Chief of the Boston School Police, and we were at the gym. I’d just finished my workout and Mike was between sets. We’d been discussing some rather grisly murder, and I had recalled a story one of my former police officer students had told me. You don’t need to hear it because it might spoil a meal or two; however, I had passed it along to Mike. That’s when his classic remark was made.
It appears to have reached that point where all of the best stories are those that are in the memory banks. Perhaps they have ‘grown’ over the years, embellished by time and in the telling, but for the most part, they remain relatively clear and intact. There aren’t too many of us who can retell the tale of the “one that got away,” without enlarging the size of the fish with each telling.
I’ve been very fortunate in that many, not all, but many of my ‘memory lane stories’ have been positive. Better yet, many of them have left me glad to be alive to retell years later. For example, I’m not certain how many of you have ever faced a loaded gun in the hands of someone you didn’t know. It’s a very, very frightening experience, and when you come out of it alive, you realize that an angel must have been sitting on your shoulder. Once is bad; twice is terrifying; the third time, when a shotgun is pressed against your skull, but you are somehow spared, you just know that God has some other plan for you…been there, done that, don’t care to go through it a fourth time. Some of life’s experiences have made me a hypocrite; others have turned me into a cynic. The hypocrisy comes from watching or interacting with people who will treat those who can do something for them with great deference, while treating others like dirt. I believe it was Samuel Johnson who said, “The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.” I know of a college president who went out of his way to avoid talking with any employee whom he thought was of no importance; yet his predecessor had made it a point to get around to each office once every couple of months – it took that long with his schedule – just to thank everyone for the job they were doing. The first was asked to leave after a brief term; the other retired from the job and people cried.
There are times when the memory lane stories are at the very head of the lane. Perhaps I’ll forget them with time, but for now, they have a place. The other morning I was in Roche Bros. It was early; I was coming from the gym and walked in a few minutes before 7. Strolling through the aisles, I heard a relatively loud voice. It was the manager, whose name I do not know, and he was telling a couple of employees how great they were and how this was going to be the best day of their lives; that they were the vanguard of Roche Bros. He really did lay it on rather thick, but he was laughing about it. I stopped and then said – big mouth that I am – “Wow, inspiration 101.” The employees laughed; the manager laughed, and we all agreed that sometimes just a few words of encouragement at the beginning of the day can make all the difference in how the day goes by. Was I being a wiseguy? No, but I guess you had to be there to experience it. While he was somewhat “over the top,” the manager was also turning work into fun.
Certainly, I’ve become a cynic when it comes to politics. We have a governor in this state who seems to feel that who marries whom is more important than finding a way to care for the homeless, senior citizens, teachers, members of law enforcement or a myriad of other problems facing Massachusetts. Mitt, I’ve got some news for you. Freedom means, among others things, that people can fall in love with whomever they care to fall in love with. The Legislature isn’t being “obstructionist;” they’re (a) thinking about more important problems, and (b) covering their backsides because there are more people out there who understand that being gay does not mean that you will destroy “family values.” Hell, if that was the case, perhaps we should just outlaw marriage and bring back sin. Divorce, Mitt, divorce is what’s screwing up family values. Don’t try to ram your sense of values down the throats of others. Oh, I’m sorry, that’s the new Republican way, isn’t it…God, gays, and guns; love the first, hate the one in the middle, and give the NRA whatever it wants. If you can’t pray them into believing you’re right, tell them that the other side’s going to take away their guns and give gays the right to fall in love and marry who they wish. It’s called ‘governing by fear,’ and the general population is learning that it just doesn’t work. Perhaps that’s why I’m so cynical.
Memory lane is a funny place. Years ago (oops), when you married, it was for life. It wasn’t always the best life, but you got through it. Years ago, if we were walking to school and someone offered a ride, we accepted…and we were driven directly to school. I can’t imagine that happening today. We hitchhiked without fear or without feeling the need to carry a .357 in our backpack…wait, we didn’t have backpacks. Years ago, I worked for Sy Sheehan in the A&P in Rockland. He was my first boss, and he was tough. But, he could laugh and joke and inspire, and I owe my work ethic to him. Years ago, I loved and lost, just the way you did, but I loved again and it’s been wonderful. Years ago, most of us carried some kind of jackknife in our pockets, but if we got into a fight, the knives never came out. Afterwards, we might not shake hands but we both knew the measure of the other. I wasn’t much of a fighter except when it came to protecting friends or teammates. Years ago, if we acted up in class, one of three things happened: (1) we were given a detention and had to stay after school. If we rode the bus, tough, because we had to walk home; (2) we were sent to the principal’s office, and if that happened, our parents were notified, and then we were in deeper ‘doo-doo’ than we cared to imagine, or; (3) if the teacher happened to feel that she or he could handle discipline his or her own way, we would get a knock across the back of our heads that would have us seeing double for a couple of minutes.
Yes, that was years ago. It seems there were more stars in the sky; the summers were longer; the winters were colder; people were nicer; and certainly gas was a hell of a lot cheaper. That was years ago, but I also have many wonderful memories of months, days, weeks, and even hours ago that will, someday, be, “Years ago.”